The Unvarnished Truth

by Royce Ryton

performed by BTG February 1989

An hilarious comedy

One evening Tom and Annabel have a row which leaves Annabel dead.

A hectic evening ensues when no woman can enter the cottage without rapidly becoming deceased. Annabel's mother-in-law and Tom's landlady follow, and disposal of bodies becomes an acute problem. The arrival of a grim police inspector complicates matters, until a further corpse involves him too. The hysterical ending finds the stage littered with female corpses, frantic males, and a potential fifth victim banging on the door.